a glimpse into my workplace

Me: Did you know that a UFO sighting was reported over O'Hare airport like, two weeks ago?

Coworker: Really.

Me: Twelve United Airlines employees reported it.

Coworker: Huh.

Me: And then, in New Jersey, a golf ball sized thing crashed through the roof of someone's house. They don't know what it is yet.

Coworker #2: It was probably from a plane. Like frozen pee.

Coworker: Don't meteors fall from the sky all the time?

Me: They think it's a stone from space, metal and rock or something.

Coworker: That's pretty cool...unless they can destroy us. In which case, they're going to have to do a whole lot better than just throwing rocks.