And We're Off...

To a great start. I'm annoyed already and it's only 10:26 a.m. Actually, I got annoyed about an hour ago, but it was such a dense sense of annoyance that I had to wait a while before I could do anything like type about it. No big drama, just a stubborn attitude from a person who is supposed to be instrumental in running this business. No professionalism around here anymore, I tell you. Let's all just throw fits and shit our pants. I enjoy the taste of beer. I enjoy it immensely. But it's 10:28 a.m. now, and I feel like I could put away a six pack in less than 30 seconds. There's gotta be a problem with that. Hear my new anthem here...