Holly & I Are Bored...

This happens everytime I dress up. Holly: Jessica has a boyfriend Jessica: she does? Jessica: is he cute? Holly: Well yeah! Jessica: sweet Jessica: what's his name? Holly: Hm... Holly: Kevin Jessica: Ick Jessica: She'd never date a Kevin Holly: Matt? Jessica: Yeah, she might date a Matt Jessica: how old is he? Holly: 27 Holly: Matt is a handsome 27 year old entrepreneur, a CLOSET catholic, never been married, no kids, likes camping and hiking and LONG walks on the beach Jessica: oh my god. Jessica is dating a personal ad in the newspaper Jessica: we must stop her Holly: Ok ok ok Holly: Matt is a deaf mute with a 3 lbs **** and a large trust fund Jessica: you are a sick bastard Jessica: but i like the trust fund idea Holly: It was good. Jessica: it was